Author: Sean Curtis

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Trump Won The Election and Here Is Why People Are Terrified

Coping with a Nightmare I woke up today hoping last night had been nothing more than some horrific fever dream, perhaps brought on by pesticide-tainted lime juice in the ten or so margaritas I consumed […]

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Dear Ideal Conceal Smartphone Gun

Dear Hiring Manager at Ideal Conceal, I recently came across the news of your exciting new smartphone gun and immediately knew that it was time to switch-up my career goals. This product clearly displays your […]

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Dr. StrangeTrump or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Don

Donald Trump. That name probably makes you shiver. Donald Trump, evil incarnate, who hates Mexicans and Muslims and women and who would probably bang his daughter. The man whose hair can only be explained through […]

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The Greatest Threat to Liberalism in America (Is a Liberal)

Did you catch the last Democratic debate on NBC? You know, the one that was scheduled on a holiday weekend when people were busy spending time with family and friends or what not? Or the pitiful […]

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Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas for Your Boyfriend (If You Hate Him)

The internet is a magical place full of generous, heroic souls looking to make a difference in the world by offering free advice on every subject, from dating to career success. Unfortunately, these good Samaritans […]

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The Awful Lesson The San Bernardino Shooting Taught Us About America

December 2nd, 2015 saw the worst mass shooting in the United States since the Newtown Massacre. Luckily, our collective social media was there to give us real-time updates and unbiased breakdown. Liberals were quick to […]

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The Disturbing Truth about Islam!

“If there are so many peaceful Muslim people, then why don’t they speak out?!” You hear this a lot in today’s dialogue about radical Islam, and the sentiment popped up in a big way after […]