What is rolling coal? I would best describe it as small penis concealer. Have a small penis? It’s ok! Drive a big truck that blows black smoke into the air and no one will notice you are a douche with a small dick complex. These “coal rollers” are protesting global warming, liberals, conservationists and Obama apparently. Unable to form a complete sentence without using the words Mountain or Dew in them, they have taken to their trucks to express themselves. Leave it to a few rednecks to “roll coal” and drive away from a girl that was actually willing to talk to them. So the next time you see a friend or family member rolling coal, you will know that they have exhausted all male-enhancement options and have been reduced to obnoxious deflection. Damn it Obama.